Sexy Ass Beast

1. One who is sexy beyond all reason.

2. A person who is extremely attractive (can be know yo be promiscuous).

Damn, Shelby is one Sexy Ass Beast!!!!

by pztpoct October 30, 2013

Sexy Running Beasts

Noun; A person (usually a girl) who is in track or cross country. Not necessarily very good at running, but definitely the people on the team that everybody wants to jog warm-ups and eat spaghetti with.

Could also be used as a title.

Example 1:

Person 1: Hey, you know the Sexy Running Beasts at JFK High School?

Person 2: Yeah, what about them?

Person 1: I don't know, I was just wondering if you knew them.

Person 2: Of course I do! You think I'm some kind of volleyball player or something?

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Example 2:

Person 1: Hey, I'm going jogging with Sexy Running Beast Lauren on Friday.

Person 2: Seriously? Do you think that Sexy Running Beasts Lexi or Sydney will be there?

Person 1: I don't know... Sexy Running Beast Kimber might be there if she has a ride home.

Person 2: Sweet! You're so lucky!

by Zovantes January 5, 2010

Love Me Sexy

A well-known song, created by well-known artist/basketballer/actor/soccer coach/love guru Will Ferrell in the slap stick comedy, Semi-Pro. The song is used to seduce women using smooth rhythms and super froody harmonics to ensnare the mind. The song, originally written by Jackie Moon's (Will Ferrell)Mother, was stolen by Jackie after his mother died. This song is best sounding while making boom boom bang bang with your sex partner.

"As soon as i turned on Love Me Sexy, her clothes seemed to melt off and she was on the floor just waiting for me to give her the Arabian Death Mask."

by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008

sexy brain wrinkle

the opposite to smooth brain syndrome, meaning you're good at making your bed

"You were even born with sexy brain wrinkles" - BTS

by oh na na what's my name February 8, 2018

sexy doctor's appointment

a hand job given when the man is completely naked and the woman is fully clothed

I was hoping for a blow job, but I'll take a sexy doctor's appointment.

by Gus Polinski July 31, 2009

joe sexy bitch

english: being really really good looking.
To look like a model

1. That Hansel is sooo "joe sexy bitch" right now.
2. "how do i look? Joe Sexy bitch

by Joe February 21, 2005

sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

by Raquel January 7, 2005