The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
by Anna Recksick April 02, 2008
A game that requires a matured penis that is capable of producing a visible ejaculation. The object of the game is to endure the longest amount of time. The game is played with a minimum of three people where the players sit in a circle while vigoriously stroking the erection of the player to their right. The last person to ejaculate wins and the losers must lick their hands clean.
Carl: "Hey Frank did you hear Ryan lost that Russian Endurance Challenge last night?"
Frank: "Yea man, I was surprised he is so well endowed"
Frank: "Yea man, I was surprised he is so well endowed"
by Catherine McSwagger January 14, 2008
by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007
The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.
An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.
As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.
An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.
As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.
An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?
Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."
Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."
Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
by Melancholy Ocelot January 14, 2011
by canshow October 17, 2010
by Undercover1122 April 29, 2021
While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)
Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
by BYAAAHHHH July 02, 2010