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Slon's rule

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.
Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.
by Slonny May 30, 2015
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Rule #1

Rocket League term for when two cars ride up against each other nose to nose and become interlocked in a stalemate. Those who break rule #1 are shamed for life and are thus considered menaces to society.
Squidman524: “I can’t help you out, I have to follow rule #1.“

Pezfactory32: “If you break that I’m forfeiting bro!”

What a save!”

Squidman524: “Fuck!”
by Shoodipie December 10, 2019
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Rule 66

The newest revision of Rule 66 states that if it exist, then it will be shot down by Clone Troopers, as in Order 66
the previous definition of Rule 66 are true in there own religion.
example of my version of Rule 66: "yo i saw this epic drawing of Rule 66, it was of elmo getting shot down by clones"
by Ktfheeefdaxsfeaklooonrnk man September 15, 2022
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rules the roost

Ruling the roost is the same reference. Birds roosting on a perch have a hierarchy the top bird who is at the top of the pecking order gets the best spot and sits where they want.... they therefore rule the roost
by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021
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pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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Rule 231212

I'm gonna read the Communist Manifesto on the toilet.
No, dude! "Rule 231212!"
by Great Spot November 16, 2020
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Rule 34

Rule 34 means "be polite".
Person 1: I drew porn of your character, fuck you!
Person 2: STOP, you're breaking the rule 34!
by MrBober June 19, 2021
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