When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.
Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.
by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023
To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.
by Hitso November 29, 2017
when u call sofos from 6 diffferent electrical mobile devices to persue neurotransmitter chemicals known as catecholamines are released causing you to experience a burst of energy lasting up to several minutes. This burst of energy is behind the common angry desire to take immediate protective action. after that u call him death threats and bitchless cause darius has more female interaction
by dsdqfWGwgvb April 19, 2022
The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
by Proctologist of Death January 15, 2017
by Cdjqaoabwhqojqbahaiosnshw September 05, 2020