A game that requires a matured penis that is capable of producing a visible ejaculation. The object of the game is to endure the longest amount of time. The game is played with a minimum of three people where the players sit in a circle while vigoriously stroking the erection of the player to their right. The last person to ejaculate wins and the losers must lick their hands clean.
Carl: "Hey Frank did you hear Ryan lost that Russian Endurance Challenge last night?"
Frank: "Yea man, I was surprised he is so well endowed"
Frank: "Yea man, I was surprised he is so well endowed"
by Catherine McSwagger January 16, 2008
Get the Russian Endurance Challengemug. by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
Get the Russian Mountain Goatmug. by Undercover1122 April 29, 2021
Get the I ain't russianmug. by canshow October 19, 2010
Get the Russian Commando Promug. The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.
An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.
As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.
An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.
As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.
An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.
Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?
Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."
Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."
Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"
by Melancholy Ocelot January 15, 2011
Get the Russian New Yearmug. While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)
Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.
by BYAAAHHHH July 6, 2010
Get the Russian Whirly-Birdmug. A tactical maneuver similar to "drop-shotting" or "swan/dolphin diving" it is when one sprints then jumps and dives from the jump into the prone position and then "sprays" or shoots their enemy/target. Russian Cat Diving works just as well to dodge. It proves very ineffective in most cases but can be good for getting out of a snipers sights. This tactical maneuver is similar to a "barrel roll" where you yell at your friend to do it to save them.
by Sir Wagnell November 2, 2010
Get the Russian Cat Divemug.