Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

by Miket325 June 28, 2021

Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022

Ja Rule

Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.

GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!

by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 2, 2019

Dino Rules

Dino Rules means that so long as no one else in the room can whoop your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew a few people, a random person I’d never met disrespected me and so I whooped his ass because we go Dino Rules BITCH

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

Rule 42

Compassion
Forgiving others who have hurt you
Healing

I am showing rule 42 towards your situation.

by Project Legion October 20, 2021

Rule 42

If it’s a flavor, someone has vaped it.

Props to you if you know where this is from.

F1: Do you have expressed anal gland vape juice?
F2: Yeah, I got some.
F1: Can you mix that anal gland juice with this onion?
F2: Damn bro, you a juiceologist?
F3: What the fuck is wrong with these people... Rule 42 knows no bounds.

by Bruhsepphu May 10, 2020

rule 9007

What can be abused,will be abused

Bro 1:yoo did you hear of the new op weapen in *insert game name*?
Bro 2:yes i did and holy that op
Bro 1:i know right?im totally gonna rule 9007 that crap

by Mistergerhald June 23, 2022