poser

one whom is freakishly extravagant

white old man: DAM!!! CHECK OUT HER CA FLUFF FLUFFS!!!

young black dude: dude, your freak'n me out

by dwaddy May 13, 2005

poser

Someone who liek listens to music about getting high and they never do, listen to christian bands and still do bad things, or listen to punk bands when they really arent into the music. You get the point.

My boyfriend is such a fuckin poser, he listens to Kottonmouth Kings yet he's onyl gotten high once, haha

by LeXi April 22, 2003

poose

a word meaning 'stupid, idiotic, "gay", unfair, etc etc...' often used to describe a situation rather than a person. sometimes can be used instead of saying "what balls!" as "what poose!"

person: "hey, can you come over today?"
friend: "no, my mom won't let me. she says i have to clean my room"
person: "what? ugh. thats mad POOSE."

person: "so yesterday i got in school detention for coughing."
friend: "what POOSE!"

by codename_lily May 26, 2008

presejo

1.Presejo is a friend who bothers or makes fun of you all the time, and gets on your nerves. But you still manage to like him.

2.Presejo also is a friend thats a parasite a friend that sticks to you and kills your immune system."Meaning your defenseless because he keeps making jokes and you can't stop laughing"

90% of gringos are presejos.
90 % de gringos son presejos.

by Machete Afincao May 21, 2007

poser

a person "backstage" at an event that is just in the way. Usually a "VIP" with a drink in one hand. Over dressed, too cool.

Some poser spilled beer on the audio cables.
No posers allowed on stage.

by Paul Whitfield January 16, 2008

Poseur

Someone who races a ZX6r in the CMRA under the guise of the Green Lantern!

Grrrvich Racing has a poseur racer

by Yellow Ducky May 18, 2011

Poser Ginger

A person who dyes or colors their hair red while not being a natural redhead.
Not as evil as regular gingers. (Please don't hurt me.)

Guy: Are you a natural redhead?
Girl: Nah, I'm just a poser ginger.

by That Guy Who We All Like November 28, 2011