Pre cum baby

Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ

Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby

by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023

Pre-Sequel

The incorrect term used for 'Prequel', often used by people named Jordana. Again, whilst this term may be classified as rare, it is still wrong as determined by the government of North Rothbury

In my 22 years of living, I have never heard the words 'Pre-Sequel' together and now that I have, I am repulsed.

by pink_sandisk October 5, 2023

Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008

pre

Before. The word pre is a synonym of before.

Man, I'm glad I managed to go home from work pre I was supposed to!

by boopboopbap August 10, 2024

Pre-TSD

Severe paranoia that extremely consumes and transforms a person’s perspectives and way of life in the anticipation of a specific traumatic event that is yet to happen.

Pre-TSD is when a person is so mentally sure that doomsday is coming that they live in a mode of preparation and abandon their normal lifestyles in fear of the day it comes. This personal recognizes what appears to be symobolic synchronizations as factual patterns that act as triggers towards their stress disorder.

Also known as paranoia

by Clevercappy November 26, 2020

pre-shame

adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame

I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.

by iamkenneth December 8, 2013

pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.

The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010