pecker

A skinny guy that has a small dick or no dick at all.

Pecker!

by Balano May 3, 2003

pudge packer

a person who dates and or sleeps with verry large men or women without any shame. these people are of verry low moral standards and should be shamed out of all society

farkas is a pudge packer

by rodruigez July 31, 2007

Jam Packer

Noun- A stupid or gormless person who insists on embarrassing themselves wherever possible. This word can only be found in Blyth, as it's use has not been widely spread. Note: Use with caution, can be misinterpreted wrongly.

why did you do that, you made and arse outta yourself, you little jam packer

by Ben Taylor May 13, 2005

fadge packer

One who packs half-bales of wool. a complete retard and usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

A vegan homosexual.

Rotorua mitre 10's employees.

"Jimmy you slacker, stop bieng a homo and help me pack these fadges"

"i'm getting out of this hole, mitre 10 is full of fadge packers!"

Nick-"whats wrong mate?"
Paul-"oh my back is killing me, ive been packing fadges all night"

by Pond_Scumley December 17, 2007

CHATTING PECKER

Chatting Pecker usually occurs when you have spent WAY TOO MANY HOURS CONNECTED TO A PICK UP LINE,usually followed by some sort of score on the side of the mouth or genetalia..

FUCKING HILARIOUS TO SEE..YOU CAN SPOT THESE PPL A MILE OFF...

chatting pecker example:

user 1 > soooooooooo wat time..?

user 2> uhh 8:00 call u back in 20 min tell u wer..

by 000000000000000000000000000 July 17, 2009

picket

also known as 'picket boy','that good picket' and 'ye old picket'. derived from a personal joke between two friends....now is a well known phrase.

'hey look its 'ye old picket'....
hey...if hes 'the good picket'...then whos 'the bad picket'?
i havent seen much of 'the piket' these days

by cheeky September 21, 2003

pecker slap

when one backhands another in the testicular region for being a fag and watches them fall to their knees in pain and laughs

shut up before i pecker slap you, you fag

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 21, 2005