That's some white people shit.
by v4rkr December 15, 2020

A term recently coming into common use in Seattle, WA. The term refers to African Americans and their skin tone, also derived from the stereotypical actions usually associated with African Americans. The term is commonly used after a ROAN, BlackOUT, or Nigger Moment.
by The StereoTypist August 20, 2006

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.
Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people
Greg is such a niggardly crab people
Greg is such a niggardly crab people
by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro January 31, 2010

by Johnny k'nieval November 10, 2018

by mozafataass March 22, 2009

The people that post butt pics on Pucksnaps and like it when creepy men stare at the pic for hours.
Also the people with small butts that do the duck walk to make their butts look bigger
Also the people with small butts that do the duck walk to make their butts look bigger
by Mike Hunt March 6, 2017

1. People that have hairy backs and arms
2. People that travel with pets in their cars
3. People that treat their cars like pets
2. People that travel with pets in their cars
3. People that treat their cars like pets
Ex1. Did you see that carpet person, he had so much hair on him you couldn't tell that he was not wearing a shirt from a distance.
Ex2. Considering the number of people travelling with their pets on this motorway I would say that we are on a carpet people motorway.
Ex3. Do you have a dog? No my car is my true joy. I am a carpet person through and through.
Ex2. Considering the number of people travelling with their pets on this motorway I would say that we are on a carpet people motorway.
Ex3. Do you have a dog? No my car is my true joy. I am a carpet person through and through.
by Clearly Confused June 14, 2010
