Paper Wasp

A paper wasp is similar to your standard wasp but about 2 times the size. The paper wasps can be very deadly and if not in good health can kill you.

Hey Justin your dad got killed by a paper wasp.

by Berry Mycockiner May 12, 2022

Paper Wasp

A small piece of paper folded to be sharp on two sides to be flung or flicked at your friends or your enemies.

GOD DAMNIT! BASTARD FLICKED ANOTHER PAPER WASP AT ME!

by TheCaliforniaPepper February 22, 2023

Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020

Paper-Thin Disguises

A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.

Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!

by Hyper73557 January 7, 2021

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Paper in mouth

You are in love with Josh Agnello

When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.

“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023