The art of giving someone a flogging by using the un dominant hand to hold them by the collar and giving them a jab with the dominant hand
by Alpha 123 March 01, 2024
by Cummy worm March 05, 2011
guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.
by wrestlerchance August 21, 2012
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by Wildbill123 March 14, 2018
Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.
by PGZ February 27, 2005
When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer March 22, 2011