tongue-ah-blast

When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)

Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.

by DemDems November 28, 2021

Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

A word that gave me cholera

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid

by Grevylags April 7, 2020

Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.

Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.

by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009

blasting

When a member of Bapo is currently using the toilet and pooping. Generally followed by taking a shower to clean up. The word can also be replaced with an emote :blasting: which signifies the same action.

Jappetto being the upstanding moderator he is, continued to process the mod queue while using his laptop and blasting. After blasting he showered to make sure he was clean again.

by bapo-blaster September 28, 2019

Baja blasting

shaking a bottle of baja blast and then shoving it up someones ass and then opening it while its inside

we doing some Baja blasting

by uyeeur December 15, 2021

Cyclops Mega Blast

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom

Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!

by Farqunglu June 4, 2016

snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb

Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.

by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017