When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.
Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!
by Jon Boice September 11, 2015
TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.
Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022
by missy23 March 29, 2010
When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.
In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.
by Bachelor boB July 12, 2021
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
by John-0-notelb January 31, 2016
"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
by Cucklesuck22 November 25, 2020
To be chill or to (sarcastically) display how calm and respectful something is. Often considered brainrot.
person 1: I will place this sofa here so it faces away from your room for privacy
person 2: That's very demure, very mindful
person 2: That's very demure, very mindful
by CrumbPet August 18, 2024