by Jessibardi October 6, 2012
Get the Troll Rehabmug. A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
Get the Socrates Trollmug. A person who posts persistent negative comments about stocks and shares on boards and twitter.
This type of troll differs from regular trolls in that instead of attacking individuals, they directly target shareholders. They generally work in co-ordinated groups, have multiple identities and may be paid by a group of traders or a cartel. Their main objective is to spread malicious rumours in an attempt to get investors to sell their stock or create market volatility. There are several reasons for the emergence Share Troll activity but the main reason is to "shake out" investors in order to protect short positions. Trading rackets are known to protect their lucrative short positions by employing share trolls.
This type of troll differs from regular trolls in that instead of attacking individuals, they directly target shareholders. They generally work in co-ordinated groups, have multiple identities and may be paid by a group of traders or a cartel. Their main objective is to spread malicious rumours in an attempt to get investors to sell their stock or create market volatility. There are several reasons for the emergence Share Troll activity but the main reason is to "shake out" investors in order to protect short positions. Trading rackets are known to protect their lucrative short positions by employing share trolls.
This company share is under severe pressure at the moment due to market sentiment. Many share trolls are out in force tonight on bulletin boards trying to get shareholders to sell up.
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
Get the Share Trollmug. by Awkwardly December 15, 2016
Get the patron trollmug. Guy 1: By saying that religious people are morons in that comment, he is trying to intentionally provoke or offend people.
Guy 2: Isn't that a troll post?
Guy 1: No crap, sherlock!
Guy 2: Isn't that a troll post?
Guy 1: No crap, sherlock!
by Questyman April 20, 2017
Get the troll postmug. Any of a species of human who spend most of their time frolicking in the deep woods and being with nature. Said people can be found enjoying natural fabrics and practicing poor oral hygiene.
Not to be confused with the larger family of crunchy granolas.
Not to be confused with the larger family of crunchy granolas.
by crunchyayana May 31, 2018
Get the forest trollmug. The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.
by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014
Get the roof trollmug.