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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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Test

You want to try something out? You give it a try to see what it'll do.
I'm using this for a experiment-no rather than a definition I want to publish but I have to try to make up a definition for this first. Test!
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teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.
when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!
by Marcie December 1, 2004
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The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.
Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020
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Test

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by like summer rain September 28, 2021
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Sonic 2 sound test crash handler

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023
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Test

Have you tested it?
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