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Kiki's Mom

Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.
"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"
by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019
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Your mom

Your mom
"your ugly"
"your mom"
by sdcfvgbh May 29, 2019
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Mom bucket

Hey, wanna diddle my mom bucket?
by snuffomega September 20, 2019
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your mom

i saw your mom at a farm
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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Hashtag Mom

A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty
Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
by RATTnroll August 21, 2019
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mom beer

Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.
A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.
by daisha September 5, 2019
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Your mom

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom
by frabrizio December 18, 2017
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