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Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up
“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
U right chica” - other girl
by A literal god April 10, 2019
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Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up
“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female
by A literal god April 10, 2019
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Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...
by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019
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matthew parrott

A white boy from deep in the woods that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. He's usually the one who is the life of the party. But at the same times he knows when enough is enough
Bro did you see Matthew parrott at the party last night that shot got crazy
by The Tennessean April 19, 2019
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Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.
Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!
by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is the sweetest most generous guy you will meet. Matthews I am known to have the greatest hair and the cutest smile’s, seeing a Matthews smile or make everything better in just second. He’s tall and handsome with the best hair and best body. Matthews make the best boyfriends, they might be known as players but all they need is unconditional love for them to know that you won’t leave them. Once a Matthew finds THE ONE he’ll go out of his way to let her know that she’s the only one for him. You have to be very patient with Matthew, he’s sensitive about a lot of things but he never means any harm. Matthews also make the best partners in bed they are known for their hot body and amazing skills.
Matthew has the cutest smile it makes my heart glow

Matthew so cute he isn’t even doing anything and my heart is jumping with joy
by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019
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Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.
Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019
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