March 3

National Steal your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Lover's hoodie day

Person 1: "What are you doing!?"

Person 2: "It' s March 3rd"

Person 1: "Oh, okay"

by Youmotherishotterthanthesun<3 March 2, 2022

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The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

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March 12

please stop this blaire

stop this on March 12

by x123x123 March 11, 2021

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Only handsome/gorgeous people are born on this day. You deserve the world don't let any1 tell u else, your kind, amazing, funny, cool, wonderful, qnd most importantly you matter and your worth so much<33 I love you and have a nice rest of you day :D

Person 1: your today's March 25 your birthday!
Person2: I know I was born on this day1
Person1: well just letting you know that your amazing and cool
Person2: aww tysm

THE END

by Urpanbxtch October 20, 2021

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March 9

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday?
D: March 9
S: oh explains why

by r.z.a March 8, 2020

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March 31

the day where a random giant nuclear lizard will fight a big monke

Guy 1: Man I can’t wait for what happens on March 31!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too. I think the big monke will win!
Guy 3: but what about the fact that a robot version of the lizard will create a Batman vs Superman situatio-
Guy 1 and Guy 2: shut up, guy 3

by yourpseudonym999999999 February 13, 2021

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