Sauce Machine

A sauce machine is a woman or man who you know to be having lots of sex. He/she is sexier than anyone who you've seen probably since your last ex girlfriend or boyfriend, and you cannot resist their sexual energy.

That lady standing at the bar is a sauce machine and she needs me to turn up the flame.

by mr.sauce machine May 1, 2011

Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.

Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.

by BFrog101 May 20, 2011

Geen Machine

The next famous future model with an amazing, loving heart. She could either make you fall for her, or make you drop. She loves animals almost as much as she loves people. Her best friends are Holly, Jerm, an Tim (sorta). She fell in love with Tim's dog, Hunter, because Hunter is a ladies man. I guarantee you will fall in love just at the moment you see Gina.
She's single.
And... proud?

Tim: OMG Hunter moved away with my brother.
Person 1: You made Geen cry...
Tim: Noooo Geen Machine don't cry, you'll see him again soon.
Geen: GOOD.

by Huntersowner July 7, 2011

LOLZ MACHINE

The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.

Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE

OR

Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!

by Dirty Jap 69 November 6, 2011

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 13, 2012