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LIT MACHINE

Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".
"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."
by mmpp123 August 18, 2019
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dance machine

purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!
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Furby Time Machine

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.
by Quacklyn June 24, 2011
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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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Slush Machine

The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
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Machine that does nothing

Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party
This machine, does it do anything?

No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing
by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 28, 2021
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