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Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.

As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”
"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,

May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?

All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.
by iknowmorethanyouaboutthis July 19, 2009
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Bruce Lee

The only man that could defeat Chuck Norris but failed because a brain aneurysm. Sad that Bruce was the best but couldn't beat Chuck in the game of life.
One-Inch Punch by Bruce Lee
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flaming Bruce Lee

verb - a sexual act that involves having intercourse with someone and immediately afterwards setting them on fire and karate-kicking them out of a window.
"Yeah, my girl's been a real BITCH lately. I might have to give her a flaming Bruce Lee later."

later

"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"
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lee dong wook

a sexy man who has a deep voice
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Zackery Lee Peterson

A short, midget who sucks at playing hockey. Has a small chode, and if you have sex with him it's a two-pump chump. He has a sucky bod, and chicken legs. Hes an emotional baby who crys about everything. He's basically a girl. He's insecure and has no self confidence. He's obsessed with going to minnesota, even though no one there really likes him. His brothers are way cooler. Especially Chris ;*
Ew, that boy is crying. He is such a zackery lee peterson.
by Ihatezackery January 18, 2011
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mark lee’s ass

no like mark lee ass is so huge, i wanna slap it hard😫
person 1: i wanna slap mark lee’s ass so bad bro,
person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you😧
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Michael Lee Brown

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋
“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible
by skinniestlegend1213 October 21, 2019
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