Land Mollusk

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".

That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.

by MistaCreep August 20, 2011

Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.

Happy free lands day Patty

by cocofosho July 1, 2011

Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011

cubic land

Cubic Land is a game developed by PAG Studios

It’s also on google play

You should install Cubic Land

by PAG Studios November 22, 2018

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018

Leprechaun Land

Ireland.

"I bought two Aer Lingus tickets to Leprechaun Land."

by RoundenBrown July 11, 2017

Land clam

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.

I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.

by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017