lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates
someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!
by vaporlive September 9, 2021
Get the Luke Hemmingsmug. Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.
by Master Lukum December 9, 2024
Get the Luke Mathewsmug. by Lukehornbyy May 14, 2020
Get the Luke Hornbymug. by luke-a fucking dom poes November 22, 2021
Get the lukemug. This guy acts like such a female and he’s always horny. He has his period like every 3 days. He is off the charts emotional that you’re scared to be around him. When he is horny, you can’t tell if he wants pussy, or if he wants to kill someone.
“Hey, do you know Luke?”
“Yeah, he’s the ultimate feminine horn dog. He’s horny all the time and he acts like such a female you’d think he’s gay.”
“Yeah, he’s the ultimate feminine horn dog. He’s horny all the time and he acts like such a female you’d think he’s gay.”
by FebreezeBoi August 4, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021
Get the Saint lukesmug. February 28th is a day that will live in infamy. This is the day that the impossible became possible. David killed Goliath. Man touched moon. Lebron came back from down 3-1. Luke Anthony Costa, son of Melissa Lacina Costa and Jason Costa, brother to Owen and Faith Costa, cousin to Scarlett, Colton, and Jackson Vloyanetes, cousin to Nick and Samie Costa, nephew to Stella Tsin Costa, kissed Riley from Communications High School, Lincroft NJ. This date is to be celebrated annually by going to a diner and ordering a piece of cake. Happy Birthday must be sung to Luke Costa.
"Yo are you doing anything tomorrow? It's the last day of February!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
by Riley.Communications March 4, 2025
Get the Luke Costa Daymug.