When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:
This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.
Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).
Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.
Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).
Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"
by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 22, 2023
Student 1: Man, our English teacher is so hot!
Student 2: Yeah did you see her new profile picture?
Student 1: Yeah man, I'm gonna throw it some knuckle tonight.
Student 2: Yeah did you see her new profile picture?
Student 1: Yeah man, I'm gonna throw it some knuckle tonight.
by FertDeDoosh August 04, 2017
by Thekilz348 February 17, 2016
A knuckle basher is someone who not only thinks they are "hard" but they think they are the "bees knees" and that no one can defeat them.
by Jcoodoike November 28, 2016
Noun:
The act of you and the boys on the TCA staff team cumming on eachothers knuckles and repeatedly hitting eachother in the fists.
Or:
Cumming on your boys' fist and hitting eachother in the face
The act of you and the boys on the TCA staff team cumming on eachothers knuckles and repeatedly hitting eachother in the fists.
Or:
Cumming on your boys' fist and hitting eachother in the face
"Yo when, is this your office? Lets play some cummie knuckles"
"Yo colby, lets play some cummie knuckles before your bitch mom gets home"
"Yo colby, lets play some cummie knuckles before your bitch mom gets home"
by CummyKnuckles February 25, 2020
A person who is notorious for their ability to fight. Puts food on their families table and acts hard like their life depends on it. Acts like a knacker also and lives in a mansion
your a Knuckles Kearnrey man
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
When Larry's wife Lori puts all four of her knuckles in between Larry's asscheeks during sex. The asschecks being the bread and knuckles being the meat.
by paulbossup4life March 24, 2020