Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays

Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis

by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016

Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.

Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.

by Klueade December 22, 2020

Christmas Titties

Festive holiday titties at the local gentlemen's club.

In the spirit of the holidays, Justin went to see some Christmas titties at the local strip club.

by TheOneTrueGinger December 30, 2018

Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.

Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…

by Bresaurus December 23, 2013

Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?

by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010

christmas vomit

Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.

"Don't step in the Christmas Vomit"

by Velobill December 25, 2016

Christmas Special

A man who is always dreamt about. The kind of guy you spend your entire life searching for. They are strong, sexy, smart, caring, successful, and kind. Wholeheartedly they are loving creatures that not only works hard for him but for all of those he loves. Think of a man who is your Christmas Special like a White Buffalo, a rare breed and a one in a lifetime find. If you do find your Christmas Special hold on to them and cherish them, as they will forever love you.

I was searching for a Christmas Special and I found him!

by MPinLove August 18, 2017