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Marin Country Day School

A bunch of rich kids that walk around and act cool but are not. They cry when they get below a 90% but laugh at other people when they do badly. Everyone is very insecure and has a wide range of problems. There is a no-bullying agreement that never is looked after and is often broken. While some kids talked about regular things, people from MCDS discuss their future carriers and talk about how many phones they had. MCDS prides itself on being a sporty school, but we have never won a single game of basketball because we are all really bad when it comes time to play. Countless boys pose as a skater but have never touched a board in their life. The few people that do skate go hardly noticed because they are usually the unpopular kids and no one cares if they do, but if one popular kid touches a skateboard people automatically think they are going to the Olympics. IF a girl does not bring there pumpkin spice latte to school they will suffer from extreme withdrawal and go home to their 30 million dollar house. There is 0.01% of kids that go to MCDS and are not complete dicks. And those kids are the people that leave the school after 1 year because they have been bullied into leaving.
person 1: hello

person 2: fuck off your from Marin Country Day School
by Katherine Dinh March 6, 2022
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Country Pirate

Country Pirates are a rare and bold breed, easily identified by the clothes they wear (cowboy hats and pirate boots) and the things they say, like "Yarr haw!" And "howdy me matey."

Cowboy pirate activities:
Horseback sailing, exploring the open plains, enjoying a flask of rum flavored beer with the herd.

Cowboy Pirates can oft be seen wearing bandanas and carabineers, sometimes accompanied by a leather belt and a holstered pistol. But the mark of a true Country Pirate is their loose hipped swagger.
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Country Bump

Someone from the South who does coke on the reg
“ Yo I just stepped out the bar and some country bump asks if i’m holding
-“Man we gotta get a handle on these fucking country bumps”
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COUNTRY COOKER

1.) A "Country Cooker" is when a blue collared farmer has been working all morning commando in a pair of overalls, has sloppy sex on his lunch break, and works the rest of the day without a shower. Saliva, and sex sweat.
Wilma and Cletus smell like a spoiled Country Cooker Health department would be very disappointed in those to.
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