Dude that guy passed out drunk, let's make him a human rolly poly!
That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
by TheweirdmoviemakersofAmerica December 26, 2011
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(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")
by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011
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Get the waste of human space mug.The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.
Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!
by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019
Get the Human Shish-Kabob mug.One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018
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Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
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i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that
youre older too
helps
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that
youre older too
helps
you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend
you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know
from "Letters to human beings", p84-86
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend
you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know
from "Letters to human beings", p84-86
by Krkič January 7, 2023
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