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ass hair

I went to fuck her ass and she had a shit ton of ass hair.
by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021
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the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010
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tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.
by IAmDaddyDavid June 23, 2017
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cubic hair

Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.
I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.
by Captain Cubicle September 30, 2012
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baby hair

when you try to grease down the fine hair that's not as long as your natural hair mostly ghetto people do this so dont do baby hair
ghetto hoochie mama with baby hair
omg, i'm gonna grease my baby hair for the party tonight and i'm gonna work every guy there
by katie magana January 25, 2009
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Girlfriend Hair

1. The hair atop a steady girlfriends head usually without style or care for how it may look. Sometimes one single length, straight and with a side bang as a way of holding on to any sort of femininity that may still be there. Also may be in a constant ponytail state. A definite sign of the girlfriend no longer caring about how she looks because she obviously thinks her boyfriend will love her no matter how she may look.

2. A young woman's pubic hair which has not been shaved for a duration of time. Again thinking because she is in a steady relationship, she no longer needs to keep it short and clean any longer and can now let it get to the length of a yetti. Also a strategy used for preventing sex and establishing many nights of cuddling instead.
1.

Girl 1: Steve broke up with me over 3 weeks ago and I still have girlfriend hair!
Girl 2: You had better get a cut and style on the quick because you're starting to look pathetic.

2.

Girl 1: Last night I saw Angela change from her jeans into her sweat pants. She's totally got girlfriend hair going on, so much so in fact that it's causing a slight bulge in her panties. Nick must be angry at all the sex he's not getting. She better take a trimmer to that rat's nest before he drops her.
by misspcakes November 5, 2009
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P Hair

Short for PUSSY HAIR. It is an insult that would be called to a guy that is a pansy.
Man Chris is a fucking P Hair now that he has gotten married.
by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003
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