I was home alone when I got horny. I grabbed my laptop and opened porn. After a while it got to much. I ran to the bathroom, turned on the shower, and ripped off my clothes. Before getting in, I shoved three fingers in my wet pussy and pulled them out. After doing it for a while, I was ready for more. I jumped in the shower and rubbed my clit fast. I still needed more. I took of the detachable shower head and put it to my throbbing pussy. I shoved my fingers in and out of my pussy and began to moan. I was soon screaming “Oh yes daddy fuck me harder!!!” After a while of cumming, I was exhausted. I spent the rest of the day watching porn and sexy movies
by URMOMISFRIKINHOT March 14, 2022
you
how horny must you be to search up "horny" in urban dictionary instead of doing literally anything else
by TM999 July 07, 2024
The feelings your boyfriend makes you feel when he sends you a picture of his erected dick... then comes and fucks you.
Boyfriend: hey babe are you horny
You: not yet
Boyfriend: I am horny
(Boyfriend sends you a dic-pic)
You: now I am horny
(You sends a nude pic)
Boyfriend: my dick is erected for you sexy
You: so come get my pussy
Boyfriend: give me 5 minuets and I will be there
You: not yet
Boyfriend: I am horny
(Boyfriend sends you a dic-pic)
You: now I am horny
(You sends a nude pic)
Boyfriend: my dick is erected for you sexy
You: so come get my pussy
Boyfriend: give me 5 minuets and I will be there
by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 03, 2022
when u get horny and wanna fuck a dog.
by boobamam February 03, 2022
Horny is a type of disease which occurs when you watch porn or think of Fortnite. You can check if you’re horny by looking at your pants. If you see a cum stain or a huge ass bulge, that means you’re horny. If you’re a girl you can see if you’re horny if you notice your vagina dripping. This disease is inevitable. You’ll catch this disease often, the more you catch it, the nastier slut you are.
Aaron: “Mum, There’s a cum stain on my pants!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022
by Rosa Afton June 13, 2022