Historia Reiss

Synonym for lesbian

Guy 1: Yooooo who's that???

Guy 2: Don't get worked up, she's a Historia Reiss

by DisasterTwink May 19, 2019

historicide

The murder of history; accomplished when a historian leans too far to the postmodernist/relativist or too far to the scientific/objectivist side of the spectrum.

Gibbon nearly committed historicide back there. Thank goodness Ranke has sorted us all out.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

Historical guilt-tripping

A form of guilt-tripping using history. This method is usually used by people who admire the "good ol' past".

Dad: "Romulus Augustulus was a Roman emperor when he was 12. You are the same age as him but you do nothing but play Xbox all day."
Son: "Alexander the Great was 32 years old when he died and he conquered so many lands. You are older than him yet you do nothing but waste your money on some trash."

This is an example of historical guilt-tripping.

by Rexory December 20, 2021

historywhore

Noun: A person that is overly obsessed/knowledgeable about anything having to do with either history or geography, not to be confused with the word nerd.

The historywhore studied all day and night because he wanted to learn the next 5 chapters for his History Class all at once.

by Giggidy Watson July 16, 2007

historectomy

The taking out of all "lady parts"

Person 1: What's wrong with Janae?
Person 2: You didn't hear? Her boyfriend fucked her so hard that she needed a historectomy.

by JenJen Jigglypuff April 1, 2010

Historia reiss

A bisexual beautifull girl in the attack on titan series thats shown by far the most character progress also kinder then you

Male/NotAFemale: "So... hey Historia... how about a date?"

Historia Reiss: "im sorry but i dont know you paseante."

by naruto reiss uzumaki September 14, 2016

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by KRHimself November 19, 2004