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Goober Knobber 

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber
Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.
Goober Knobber by niccuh65 December 1, 2010
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Goosey Night 

The night before Halloween. On this day most teens and pre-teens vandalize and cause mischief.Teens Eggs houses,TP trees,smash pumpkins etc.

Most commonly known as Mischief night, it is known as "Goosey Night" in mostly New Jersey.
Dylan:So Dan, whats the plan for goosey night?

Dan:Lets egg that new kid's house!
Goosey Night by XnoXidX October 20, 2005
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Gooseheimers 

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.
That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.
Gooseheimers by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008
very high.
bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure
goobed by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020
A goose with a limp that isn't scared of nothing
That Goosepimp almost kicked my ass!!
Goosepimp by SchwartzMonkey April 5, 2010

Gooseback 

A girl who electively pushes out her breasts while also swinging her ass and pushing it out in an attempt to look attractive to others. The effect is that of a goose's back.
The girl is such a gooseback- she keeps rubbing on me at the bar.
Gooseback by Shells Mandy July 30, 2013

goosebumps walkaway

The "goosebumps walkaway" is the moment a man says something to a woman before he walks away, something so deep that the woman in question gets little goosebumps on her arms.
goosebumps walkaway by Dwegh July 27, 2016