gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Goon

Funny, goofy, weird person.

You’re such a goon😂

by ugoose June 12, 2022

Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure

"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"

by oshiiii December 20, 2024

Shadow Gooning

The process of gooning in a meditative state, as in secretively gooning, often in public, without physically stroking your shi.

synonyms: Shadow Stroking, DFRB special, Hodgin it, Stickin it.

"Damn Jonny, are you shadow gooning with Ben and Nick again? I told you to invite me you fucking asshole."

by Nightjar_7 June 15, 2025

Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.

Hey man you have goon eyes

by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025

goon squading

Acting wild asf

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road

by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019

Gooning

When sam is being an annoying little b*tch, which is all the time

Sam stop gooning

by boolin.bob January 24, 2024