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The God Whisperers

A podcast featuring two Lutheran pastors (self-proclaimed Manly Doctors of Divinity), two live microphones and no script. Every episode has a theological theme, but a large part of the episode will inevitably contain random kibitzing about food, travel, music - and bacon.
The God Whisperers - disturbing, yet compelling podcasting.
by lhasafi November 8, 2010
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the god hour

seven o'clock. seven is god's number in supreme mathematics.
see you at the god hour.
by Keg November 6, 2005
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Loli God

Literally the best and biggest weeb lord. If you ever try to match with this absolute unit he will eat your asshole and then force you into the loli closet.
Person 1 : Hey have you seen James in a while?
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.
by RaccoonLoli June 26, 2019
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God's Graffiti

A person who sports a lush, luxurious coat of body hair, generally located, but not limited to, the chest region, and sprouting haphazardly over other areas of the body, sometimes in tufts or single follicle sprigs.
"Ewww, Dan's body hair is matted and gross! Body hair is so 80's!"

"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"
by Yo!Marie! March 3, 2012
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Sex God

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere.
I couldn't keep my mouth off of Sean Phillips dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god.
by jcbutts78 February 2, 2010
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god church

what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song
drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)
by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017
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friction god

(n.) Someone who is unusually good at sexual intercourse.
Term can also apply specifically to females, i.e. a friction goddess.
Tammy was hitting the clubs again, looking for a Saturday night friction god.
by AnonymousThomas April 30, 2007
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