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Goon

A man who chooses to create female characters in video games.
Dustin is such a goon, all of his characters in World of Warcraft are females.
by Bilboob Shwaggins November 22, 2025
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Goon

A goon is Ed Crossly

This is someone who regularly shits there pants and cry’s on the internet
Ed crossly is a goon
by Ed crossly hater November 25, 2025
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Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement
Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.
by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025
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Goon Checkpoint

The act of gooning in various different locations around the globe.

Every location that is successfully gooned at is considered a "Goon Checkpoint"
After 35 years of competitive gooning, I have successfully reached my final goon checkpoint... Chuck e cheese
by the toucher 67 November 29, 2025
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Gooning

The act of pleasuring yourself in the ways of agartha (jewish magic).
“Gooning to ehan using agartha
by willshezhad December 1, 2025
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Gooning

When a man becomes so horny they become retarded and will do anything for nut.
Cameron was gooning so hard he paid for a live video on redgif and was scammed out of $10,000
by Quadfather666 December 6, 2025
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Serbian Flicker Gooning

Serbian Flicker Gooning is gooning with the power and force given by our lord and savior Aleksandar Vucic.

He gives us sandwiches at night filled with salami, allowing us to ejaculate into the creamy toast and impregnating the party of so called SNS located in the fridge deep under Dunav
Hey man, i felt so happy and excited feeding them with the majestic Serbian Flicker Gooning..
by Mongral December 10, 2025
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