bootleg friend

(n) A person who you may tell to their face they are your friend or a person who you don't actually like/trust for whatever character flaw. They may be in your friend circle but on a one-on-one basis they are not a friend to you. However you keep them around because for whatever reason it may be, they help you in some way.
Jim: Why do you chill with Eric? I hear he snitched on Kenny. Plus he's kind of a dick to your sister.

Greg: Because he can get me alcohol. He's pretty stupid so he doesn't know I hang with him just to get me drinks. He's just a bootleg friend.
by analyzer August 17, 2010
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garfield and friends

A kid's show on cbs that aired from 1988-1994 about Garfield and Odie
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 06, 2015
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Holiday Friend

An acquaintance that you only speak to on the holidays
Haley: Stacy, that girl from 1st hour, just sent me Happy Thanksgiving text, and sent me one on Halloween too.
Claire: I know me too, She's such a holiday friend..
by Ehe3 December 27, 2009
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nigerian friend

another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.
by nigerianfriend December 15, 2017
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Friend Pirate

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.
Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!
by Foster G August 29, 2009
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Keychain Friend

A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.
"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."

You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
by METRObliss August 16, 2009
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Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.
Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.
by Azenath67 March 29, 2018
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