Friday

The word makes your coworkers feel better

Carl: It's Friday
Timmy: About time

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

Cart Friday

On Friday, after work/school, a group meets up somewhere, and smokes their carts until they are too faded to function.

Don’t forget the carts, it’s Cart Friday this weekend.

by Jamisonevans66299 January 11, 2023

Friday the 13th

Give Head

Pwetty pwease give head🥺 its friday the 13th

by Dingerbat January 13, 2023

Frilled shark friday

National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks

Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg

Matt: HELL YEAH

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Finger Friday

1. Fish Fingers for Dinner

2. Tempting the love your life with a thrilling fish supper...the scent provided from a day of chaffage

3. Inserting the four sisters into the clam sweat chamber for a night of passion

1. 'Fancy some fish fingers...Debs? Its Finger Friday'

2. 'Oi Melissa, your aroma is sweet in the air...you deserve a nice Finger Friday'

3. 'Come here Sally it's Finger Friday!'

by MMCBuddha666 July 25, 2023

not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

Friday Night Funkin

A community of pedophiles that like ruining everything for the next generation.

Hey bro do you like Friday night funkin?
Nah man fuck that shit

by Cartmen1998 August 20, 2023