Funty's Law

No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.

"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."

"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."

by CD1000 August 12, 2025

Fetty.D.Wass

Inheritor of the will of Joyboy and Thorin, This generation warrior of liberation and sun god. He will finish what Thorin started and end Imu once and for all, becoming king of the world and bringing about the eternal dawn.

Person 1: Fetty.D.Wass is pulling up on Mariejois!

Person 2: oh Imu is cooked now!

by ThorinFan13849327 September 16, 2025

Fatty stare

When you have food that the fatty likes and they stare at you like a predator, and you can feel the fat violent greed behind their fat eyes

I opened a package of lindt chocolate and my roommate gave the fatty stare

by Ms Beatrice Fotheringay September 18, 2025

Fatty stare

When you have food that the fatty likes, and they look at you like a predator, and you can feel the fat violent greed behind their fat eyes

I opened a package of lindt chocolate, and my enormous roommate gave me the fatty stare

by Ms Beatrice Fotheringay September 18, 2025

Fatty bum bum

A person who is fat and proud of it

Hey, do you have something in my size, I'm a fatty bum bum

by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025

Fatty bum bum

A person who is fat and proud of it

Hey, do you have something in my size, I'm a fatty bum bum

by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025

Fatty bum ba

A delusional pathetic man who eats everything like a big, fat, starving pig and catcalls young women and foolishly believes that they are actually turned on by every sweaty, disgusting roll of fat.

*Woman gets cat-called and explains to friends*: I met a fatty bum ba today

by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025