When you claim to be an avid cyclist but nobody has ever seen you do anything more than push your bike down the road.
by Boothroid prime February 19, 2023
according to philip k dick in the days of perky pat a do cat is a mutant creature either a dog or a cat no one knpws for sure after the hydrogen bomb they were left over mutants that crawled the earth who lived with the flukers. the humans that remained in the aftmath as a fluke.
by retroburger December 22, 2021
by Not a tom May 09, 2020
When you vomit on a lads dick, this phenomenon primarily occurs in contact with private school kids or Boris Johnson tribute acts.
The act of not turning up, or being late, to a lesson. Often followed up with such claims as "It was really icy" or "I was in York at the time." In order for one to perform a classic Sandra, one must not arrive at all to the lesson. For added results, one mustn't respond to emails from students asking about their whereabouts.
**Entire class waiting outside 308**
Person 1: "Guys the lesson was supposed to start 15 hours ago, do you reckon Sandra is in?"
Person 2: "Nah mate shes probably doing a Sandra."
Person 1: "Guys the lesson was supposed to start 15 hours ago, do you reckon Sandra is in?"
Person 2: "Nah mate shes probably doing a Sandra."
by EpicPooPlay February 11, 2019
Man: So, you just got off of a long call?
Woman: Yeah, how'd you know?
Man, pointing: Your Avaya-do.
Woman: Yeah, how'd you know?
Man, pointing: Your Avaya-do.
by Matt Plummer December 15, 2007