Lesbian Dad-bod

1)The "Lesbian Dad-bod" is a Female body type that is not quite as pronounced as the typical Dad-bod as they let themselves get a bit overweight, it has more to do with the appearance of a strong parental figure with a tank-top, jeans, boots, and the all important BELT that will threaten your butt if you don't do as she demands.
ex) Shaela - "Woah, Becky has got that Lesbian Dad-bod , she has that spank me, peg me, and order me to clean my bedroom vibe that satisfies both my mommy and daddy issues and needs in a forever relationship."
by TransMomma August 13, 2021
Get the Lesbian Dad-bod mug.

Cardi B's Dad

I sure dont want to be Cardi B's Dad
by A goddamn onion March 03, 2021
Get the Cardi B's Dad mug.

Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe
I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze
by spectre729 July 30, 2019
Get the Your dad’s sneeze mug.

your dad is gay

Me: Hi!
Them: your dad is gay

Me: *dies of cardiac arrest*
by Grotezk November 17, 2021
Get the your dad is gay mug.

your dad lesbian

6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM
bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian.

steve: *dies instantly*
by qqDad January 27, 2019
Get the your dad lesbian mug.

Douche Bag Dad

Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.

The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Dad mug.

sorry ass dad

a male human, not defined as a man who refuses to take care of is seed or denies the fact that he has one
I can't afford to take the kids to Disney, because his sorry ass dad hasn't helped me in any way.
by jesselena May 22, 2007
Get the sorry ass dad mug.