dream disease

A disease in which someone spends too much time talking about or watching Dream that they start turning green and sing mask in their sleep.

Person 1: hey baka! You look awfully green today
Person 2: I know, I think I have d- d- d- d- DREAM DISEASE!

by H A P P Y face February 3, 2022

soundcloud disease

idk but i heard it kills people by listening to bad music

boy get out with yo SoundCloud diseased phone

by gen J September 12, 2023

Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008

Mare's Disease

When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.

Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.

by Noreceipt July 15, 2016

Diseased wart

Somthing as fugly as a wart yet that much more to be diseased

Shannon is the sluttyest diseased wart known to man kind

by Miss hawker December 1, 2016

Kip Hirrlingers Disease

Unexplainable heaviness of the arms.

I couldn't lift my arms and my Dr. Diagnosed me with Kip Hirrlingers Disease.

by InducedAbyss October 6, 2016

Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020