A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 09, 2012
When a boy get down there yk and you get turned off so u call one of your sugar daddys to finish the job
by Gameboyyyyy April 16, 2020
The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."
"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."
"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy July 14, 2013
by It’sMopery February 22, 2021
the dirty thermos- the act of getting naked and stuffing one's butt hole with powdered hot chocolate mix and then farting it into someone's face.
by spankthatass December 04, 2012
by sanchezzZz April 19, 2009
greasy amber/orange colored residue on fingers or anus caused by sexual acts of finger insertion or rimming after enjoying synthetic cheese snack foods such as cheetos.
he knew it was a good dirty chesidue night when he woke up from a dead sleep laying next to the remote control with a trace of chesidue surrounding his asshole.
by bigpete801 April 12, 2010