Cum Troll

Someone who hordes their cum towels within their bedroom.

Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.

by aphillyp April 15, 2021

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Cum Burger

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.

"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"

by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022

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Cum Mommy

A Femdom who loves cum and is deserving of draining one of their cum.

If you think i’m worthy, i can be your cum mommy ;)

by Tot3xx September 27, 2022

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cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum

OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.

by ryangb871 January 20, 2022

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Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

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