When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020
Get the Iowa Creamed Cornmug. An act in which a female with an aggressive yeast infection shoves a wooden stick with a hot dog on it up inside her, then pulling it out, cooking it, and feeding it to her significant other.
by Dumbfuck82 January 5, 2022
Get the Brazilian corn dogmug. The "patois" of corn dogs, being it's a mix of cultures in the food. Jerk pork sausage tucked inside a polenta corn batter. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020
Get the Caribbean Corn Dogmug. by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017
Get the alabama corn on cobmug. by Jimbo Shit Covered September 13, 2023
Get the Shit Covered Cornmug. The act of giving your partner anal, allowing yourself to go un-bathed for two days, then offering up your ripe member to the same or new partner for oral intercourse.
Guy #1 - I ass-banged this chick on Friday Night, went without a shower until after she gave me a blowjob Sunday afternoon!
Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!
Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!
by LCS April 28, 2008
Get the Louisianna Corn Dogmug. When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.
by Superman1248 June 11, 2021
Get the Mississippi Corn Cobmug.