january canada

what we call my friend

me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd

by korrodednutz October 28, 2021

canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.

Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.

by skullanator February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.

The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.

by snarkandawe February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...

Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.

by lord brownington February 4, 2010

Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex

"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"

by Royal Scorpion of the North May 15, 2018

Canada

A cold icy dark foreboding place located north of the great ice wall. Dangerous due to being populated by wildlings, giants, the undead, and white walkers .

Ned Stark: We are safe from the evil horde from Canada due to the great ice wall.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.

Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.

by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010