corn Cake

shit, crap, Deuce, the old Number 2

After eating Mexican food, Magnum had to drop a corn cake

by T-bone October 28, 2004

Face cake

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.

"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."

by v.scrimer November 20, 2009

Sloth Cake

A sloth cake is a cup cake made with pretty much anything delicious in your cup boards. The most common form of a sloth cake is a basic cupcake with ground ginger, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, vanilla, agave nectar, loose leaf chai tea, almond extract, and rum. It tastes dank and can be topped with anything, most notably nutella and whipped cream.

The only rule when making sloth cakes is that one member of the group must do absolutely nothing during the making of the cupcakes, except for sitting around.

For my birthday party, we made sloth cakes and it was my idea to add marshmellows; when the marshmellows mixed with the tequila, there was slothy magic.

by mckinleyvillian January 16, 2010

Wasted cake

From the Chinese zaogao, meaning wasted or ruined cake, it means "shoot" or bad luck

This Hackett survey is a bunch of wasted cake

by mrhackett April 2, 2011

3 tier wedding cake

The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.

I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!

by beejereeno August 13, 2007

Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

by RPS Triple Science Mandem<3 December 4, 2009

Cake

The cake i am referring to is in the PC game by Valve, Portal. The game itself is a first-person kinda shooting kinda puzzle. You are promised cake if you finish the test. THE CAKE IS A LIE! Test 16, there is a small semi-hidden room with the words "the cake is a lie" written over and over. There are more rooms like it but who cares. If you are awesome enough to finish (like me) you will get not only get to see the cake, but the actual recipe to make your own cake (i hope you like fish, rhubarb, and sediment shaped sediment)

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

by g36angel December 27, 2008