Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.

I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.

by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.

I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.

by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010

Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

Take me to Canada uncle bob

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Canada's History

An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup

I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night

by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010

Canada

Maple Syrup Land (MSL)

Prove me wrong

Lil Jon Jon: Hey my brotha where you going

Average Canadian Man: Eh, going to Canada, Eh
Lil Jon Jon: you mean Maple Syrup Land

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 25, 2023

canada

A ball of ice a freezing cold ball of ice

don't go to Canada in winter

by a real canadian December 16, 2021

Canada

Russia's favourite Child,
America's youngest son,
The country Britain simps for,
Known for snow and ice hockey.

People living in Canadia are called Canadans

by Pussypiggy11245567900264829472 February 12, 2022