Long Island Bread Basket

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

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Get the Long Island Bread Basketmug.

get your bread up

get your bread up-meaning to get your game on and or to get your swagga on

come on b-diti where losing get your bread up

by kidjayy17 November 23, 2010

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Get the get your bread upmug.

let's make it like bread

Rarely used term only said in some Italian groups, though other groups use it as well. Is usually said after someone says something complicated and is meant to simply them. It is also said before a plan, meaning to sum things up and simply them, thus making it just like bread. Is used in conjunction of the word bread which is usually used to describe something that is good, simple, pure, or otherwise.

"Alright, so let's make it like bread. Tommy, you get the shotguns. I'll get the flashlights. Joey, you hold on to your sister's hand, you hear me? Lucille, would you get the fucking keys? Let's go fucking trick-or-treating."

"Alright, so let's make it like bread. You fucked your girlfriend's little 20 year old sister, didn't come home last night, and you're not going to work because you're too coked up. Is that what I'm hearing? Am I hearing all this straight? Get the fuck out of here!"

"That girl is so perfect, I could eat fettucine off of her. She's like bread."

by Tuan_916 July 21, 2008

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