The Beard

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.

by dizzzog November 8, 2003

Beard

A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.

Bare beard, babe.

by gremly June 10, 2011

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006

dick beard

1. Someone so hairy that his pubic hair goes up to his chest, and around the waist.

2. See Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is so powerful that he wears a black belt that he grows on his dick.

Monkeys? It's natural for them... A dick beard, of course.

by Falconpwn February 24, 2011

Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

by XaurreauX December 21, 2008

anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

bearded woman

when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman

Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.

by peteck727 November 1, 2006