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Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
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The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.
Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”
by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024
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plantisserie baked

A chic and trendy bakery born and raised in South Florida where you can order luxury, custom chocolate covered strawberries, cookies, cake pops, and more!
Warning: Plantisserie Baked may just be your new obsession
by plantisseriebaked November 22, 2021
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Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.
I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.
by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020
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Baked Beans

Aka: beans, a term used to describe marijuana in a secretive way
Hey man, did you have some Baked beans last night?
Yeah man, i was seein rainbow beans.
Trippy
by Senior pingu May 11, 2019
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Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.
Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.
by zinkii October 2, 2021
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lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B
Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025
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